• you do the gaysex all the time
• you think about gaysex all the time
• you have a collection of crossdressing and bondage shit
• you record yourself doing the gaysex and fucking your partner in the ass
• you wear mens clothes and cut your hair short then get mistaken for a man all the time
• you talk to your family members about doing the gaysex
• your nephew has caught you doing the gaysex three times
• you use emojis
• you don't personalize your computer (bc looking at boy tits is better)
• you wear a trenchcoat and have muscles

Alternatively

• you put things in your ass and like being fucked in the ass
• you are into taller women and love cuddling with them
• you wear a dress during the gaysex
• you love being tied up
• you drink a little bit of alcohol and get really drunk and make out with the wall
• you see everything turning into shit and have lesbian thoughts when you tak dugs