Step 1: use emojis

Step 2: grow muscles and be over 6 feet tall

Step 3: change your gender (if you're a guy)

Step 4: wear a long trenchcoat and dress pants

Step 5: dye your hair blonde (if you're not already bc she's blonde)

Step 6: Marry a smol metalhead

Step 7: role reverse him

Step 8: don't change your desktop wallpaper when you get a new computer or operating system

Step 9: get a black pussy and name him Maxwell

Step 10: Hate your husband's mom

Step 11: Actually love your family and your husband's family (except his mom because fuck her)

Step 12: be gay (as in loving men)

Step 13: Keep a straight face no matter what happens

Step 14: Be horni and kinky

Step 15: tell your husband's sister that you fucked him last night bc she won't shut the fuck up about what she did last night