To get it out of the way, I'm genderfluid. I have a cock, and a beard, and mostly present masculine, so I used the M4F tag. But I use whichever pronouns I feel like at any given moment, and don't take my gender particularly seriously. You don't have to care about this at all. You literally can't fuck it up.

In the category of things not taken seriously: I'm both the smartest and the funniest person I know and it has benefited me not at all. Well, I've made a lot of people laugh for free. And you could be one of them! I really do love laughter, and my sharp wit makes me an excellent flirt. I'll charm you, and you'll get to watch me charm others.

I've been a bull on and off for 6 years, so I'm very familiar with this lifestyle, and its pitfalls. I'm very experienced, so if you're not we can still engage in this safely and responsibly.

That said, I'm looking for a real romance. This is an incredibly fun lifestyle but it's not enough to keep us together. There has to be more. A solid foundation.

My physical description can be viewed on my profile. For more on me: I enjoy playing D&D, listening to music, watching TV and movies, I'm a political science major with law school goals, and I like casual gaming. I love a good conversation. It doesn't have to be deep, or superficial. Just has to be engaging. Really, it just has to give me an opportunity to make you laugh.

I'm 3 years sober. I quit so that my meds will stay effective for as long as possible, not for addiction purposes. I really don't mind if my partner (you) drinks, it's not a problem. I think weed smells bad but whatever, do you. Other drugs are a no go for me. Full disclosure: I quit coke when I quit booze. It was a very, very casual and short affair.

"Meds? But why?" I'm bipolar. But I quit drinking so I could take my meds, so you know I'm not fucking around about it. You know how much I loved tequila? So much. So let's not worry about that. I'm telling you because I'm an honest and forthright person, which is a quality I'm told women like in a partner, but it's not like a big deal thing. This is just a segue to an invitation to talk to me about anything. I'm really not shy.

I'm also technically a disabled veteran so I think messaging me is a tax write-off.