Before we get too ahead of ourselves, please allow me to do some filtering: to prove that you are who I'm looking for, please introduce yourself by composing a haiku describing your vulva.

I'm looking for someone who can receive instructions, understand them, and execute them without being old again. That is not, you'll be shocked to learn, the majority of respondents to personal ads, so if you can do that, it will set you apart and let me know that you're someone I can have an actual connection with.

Now, without further ado, a little about me. If you look through my post history, you will surely notice that my previous posts were labeled t4f, which this post is not. I am genderfluid, AMAB. I do not have, nor am I likely ever to have, feminine sexual characteristics. But I do have, and am likely to indulge in, feminine gender characteristics. I don't really know how to describe my gender identity in a succinct way so you're gonna have to ask the questions you want answered, it's not a big deal.

More about me? Okay. Nosey. I like to play with pain, I like to play with degradation, humiliation, name calling. I am, sexually, a bully. I'm obviously responsible about it. It comes with lots of conversations, boundaries, the whole deal. I'm not a 24/7 bully. Theses are toys that I like to play with and then put in the toy chest when playtime is over. I am looking for a partner that I can have a varied and robust relationship with, beyond just kink and sex. I want to love. If you do not want love, if you just want to fuck, say so in your message because I can do that too, it's just not the fish I'm trying to catch with this net. But a fish is a fish at the end of the day.

Nevertheless, here are some nonsexual things you might find attractive about me: I like to listen to a variety of music. Largely in various punk and post-punk varieties but I'll surprise you with some other shit from time to time. Outside of specific bullying activities, I'm very kind. I like to game, and specifically love games that encourage creative problem solving. Baldur's Gate 3 is obviously at the top of the list. If you'd like to game together, that would be ideal.

Just for a refresher, it's 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again. If you find that 17 syllables isn't enough to do your vulva justice, I will also accept a limerick. I look forward to meeting you.