If you're not a good girl cuckquean, you have clicked on the wrong thing. That's not good for either of us, so just go ahead and rectify that. Please, thank you.

Generally, I'm a lot of things. You're a good girl. You're probably a lot of other things too, and I can't wait for you to tell me about them. Here's some of the things that I am, in the order that they occur to me: I'm genderfluid. That, on it's own, is a lot of things. I'm a lesbian. The fact that I've got a cock and a (presently purple) beard doesn't detract from that. I'm a Daddy. I'm a Domme. I'm a combination Daddy Domme. I just really want to emphasize the best-of-both-worlds thing we've got going on here. That's the gender-sexuality stuff. But wait! There's more.

New paragraph, new me. I've got long purple hair because I am hot. There's really no other reason to have purple hair. I'm reasonably tall. I'm reasonably out of shape (which is to say, like not very out of shape but like, I don't run that's for sure). I'm out of shape a reasonable amount. I'll send you a picture. I'm hot. Trust me. I got good, kissable lips. Other features, even. I'm not gonna write a thousand words I can just send you a picture. We have the technology.

More about me, what a narcissist. This paragraph is about things that I like to do and watch and experience and be. I'm a very casual gamer girl. I'm not competitive. I am a practitioner of the lost art of playing video games to have fun. I like minecraft. I like strategy games like Victoria 3. I like 4x games like Civilization. I like RPGs like Baldur's Gate. You get it. The only thing I shoot is "my shot," to use the parlance of our times. I like music. You're probably not even still reading this anymore so this is where I say "prove you're legit by telling me your favorite album in your first message." The thing about me is that my favorite album is so hard to choose. It probably is Bad Religion's No Control. It could be Boston self titled. Sometimes it's Taylor Swift's 1989. Often, but not always, it's Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World. It's nebulous. I'm not allowed, for mental health reasons, to listen to August And Everything After by Counting Crows.

That paragraph was long and didn't even include movies, tv, books, or sex! And those are things I like! Just, honestly, sloppy omissions. Speaking of sloppy! Let's do the sex stuff. We can talk about the other stuff whatever whenever. Let's get salacious, baby! I'm a Domme. I'm a top. I'm a lesbian so I'm pretty good at the hand and mouth stuff, but also I've got a wiener. So I'm pretty good at that stuff too. I like impact, I like being bossy, I like anal, I like water sports, I like electrostim, I like exhibitionism, I like lingerie. I like women. Plural. I'm not monogamous but I am looking for a primary partner. I want love. Perhaps that should have been mentioned before water sports but you never know which of those things will be the bigger deal breaker, you know?

In addition to the thing I mentioned earlier, also include in your message a brief description of your favorite pair of panties I guess I don't know. I didn't mean for that to be a pun but I will acknowledge it. Briefly. Because briefs are a kind of underbritches. Just, you know.

I never really know how to end these things. Love you, bye?