Husband wants to watch me be slutty at the shops. He wants to come up with a list of 20 dares I can do at the shops when we go for Kate night shopping wearing a loose short dress and no undies. We need more and so far have:

1. Escalators trip up and trip down one leg up a stair.
2. Sit in centre breakout area on phone blissfully unaware your knees are apart.
3. Put your Foot up on a garden edge or bench to tie a shoe lace
4. Talk to someone while I control the lush without showing it on your face
5. Walk outside if it’s windy and not hold your skirt down
6. Go into Woolies or Cole’s or Kmart and bend over to get something off the bottom shelf to put in a basket and Stretch up high to grab something off a top shelf
7. Try on shoes sitting down and make sure you move legs to put them on.
8. Walk on the top mezzanine right against the glass railing, stand for a little while talking 9 Meet me somewhere I’m sitting down and bend over to kiss me
9. In the food court reach across the table wiping it down with a napkin before we sit down.