My wife and I have been theoretically into the scene for years now, but she's never pulled the trigger on it. I assumed it was because she wasn't really interested, she was just telling me what I wanted to hear.

But we were fooling around yesterday before our kids trunk or treat, and I said something about how we should have an adult version of trunk or treat where all the soccer moms get bent over in the back of their SUVs, and guys can swing by and use them.

She thought that was SO HOT. So we talked about it a little more, and I found out the reason why she hasn't hooked up with anyone else is because she's scared of the dating part. She's totally down to fuck "4 or 5 guys" in a night if she doesn't need to talk to them.

So we're going to get an Airbnb or something next weekend and have a few guys round to "trunk & treat" her in the garage 😍