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So, you wore the good dress, the good bra and the good panties for elegant night. You know you look good and the evening is winding down after a fun flirty night at the Alchemy Bar and now you are regretting booking 3 to your interior cabin. So many cute couples, so many creepy guys with no game or the ability to have a real flirty, sexy conversation. It's closing time and your options don't look good.
The problem is you know you're going to be horny as fuck after a day of sun and drinks and after all, you did wear the good bra and panties. Maybe your husband just can’t handle the drinks package and went to bed early or worse yet, he can’t perform because of his whisky dick.
I can solve your problem.
50 something, attractive and articulate white male in search of an age appropriate female, to rescue you and your sexy self to my solo balcony cabin for NSA fun. There is something wicked about being undressed, caressed and bending over on a balcony in the middle of the ocean at night while I slowly slide into you and... I'll even pack an extra toothbrush. Better yet, bring an overnight bag and we can enjoy room service and mimosas in the morning.
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