So this all started earlier tonight when I had another “million dollar idea.”

A theme park that makes adults feel as if theyre the size of an 8-11 year old. So things are bigger but not giant sized.

Then I followed that train of thought. People wouldnt come to the park just to see slightly oversized things, so obviously there needs to be cool rides too.

Then I thought itd be cool if the park offered after hours tours and overnights. This part of the idea was definitely inspired by a book called “Kingdom Keepers” where the Disneyland animatronics come to life at night and its all spooky.

Without much thought, I decided Nickelodeon has a lot of great IPs I could use to create a story for the theme of the park. After that, I matched up my fave Nick IPs with my fave rides. Can you guess which rides?

Before I finish my post with a copy paste of my crazy idea, I need you to keep in mind that I LOVE the movie Good Burger.

Nickelodeon’s “Keepers of the Kingdom” Theme Park:

The nefarious Kirk, last seen being taken to prison in the smash hit Good Burger, has been out on parole for 8 years. After finishing his parole, Kirk enacted a plan 30 years in the making. Aerosolizing the compound that made Mondo Burgers so big and juicy, he turned the town MONDO-sized overnight. It’s up to you, and a smorgasbord of classic Nickelodeon characters, to stop and expose him. Experience 15 amazing thill rides in a world where you feel as small as a child! Dont worry, you didnt get smaller. Everything here is just MONDO-sized.

The Crimson Chin - Jump from panel to panel and into the Nega-verse with Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder! The Nega-chin is helping Kirk hide his Mondo-compound lab in the Nega-verse. Go upside down while standing up and experience the story in AR with a HUD!

Danny Phantom’s Ghost Portal Adventure - Join the Fentons as they investigate the paranormal ties to Kirk’s nefarious plot. Dark Danny is gathering ghosts to help disperse the MONDO-compound. Race to capture all the ghosts and close the portal in this lights out indoor roller coaster!

Jimmy’s Blast Off - Jimmy Neutron is a boy genius. He is currently retrofitting his shrink-ray to reverse the effect of the MONDO-compound in Retroville. Jimbo needs you to collect data from a satellite he launched earlier so he can calibrate his device. Blast off and see the park from over 300 feet in the air!

Spongebob’s Road to Atlantis - Calling all pioneers! Kirk and Plankton are working together. Chase Plankton to Atlantis to save the Krusty Krab with Spongebob and Patrick on your trusty rock in this log flume ride featuring a 75 foot drop.

Reptar’s Revenge - Hop in and hold on to your diapers! Reptar is growing due to the MONDO-compound. You’ll be paired with one, or two, of your favorite Rugrats characters as you board Angelica’s electric car. Fly through the house at high speeds, escape Reptar, and save the day! If you arent paired with Angleica, watch out for her. She wont be happy you took the car.

The Grinder - Kirk caught up to you! See the now defunct Mondo Burger through the eyes of a bag of meat. Upon delivery, you’ll experience one of three exciting story lines. Ride it multiple times to experience them all! Strap in though, the conveyor belt hasnt been well maintained.

Eliza’s Wildlife Safari - A tour of the local jungle will be a nice escape from the chaos of Kirk’s plan. Nothing could go wrong, right? Wrong! Eliza is radio-ing in about some trouble just down the way. Can your humorous tour guide help you navigate the danger blocking your path home?

Grandpa Phil’s Auto-Racers - Help Arnold, and race against another car through a series of stress tests to make sure Grandpa Phil’s car is ready for the pinewood derby. But why is the other car so big?…

MISSION: CONQUER EARTH! - Did you really think Zim would let someone else take over the world? Experience multiple G’s as you help Zim get his ship off the ground so he can join the fight to stop Kirk!

Rocket Power Boardwalk - The prizes arent the only oversized thing on this boardwalk! Enjoy giant churros, larger than life carnival games, and the SURF SKATE Ultimate Sports Experience in a place where not even the MONDO-compound can ruin the vibe.

VICTORiOUS: You’re the Star! - Victoria Justice is having an allergic reaction to the MONDO-compound, and needs you to cover for her at the show tonight! The limo just pulled up, so get in. Youre in for a rocking, rolling ride!

Rocko’s Spooky Couch Ride - Heffer Steer-Wolfe thinks there might be a ghost in the house. The fact that the couch is moving isnt helping discredit him. Go through a house of supposedly 1000-haunts and discover the cause of all these eerie happenings! And watch out for hitchhikers… there’s room for one more on this couch.