Good evening, kind stranger.

It's such a pleasure to meet you tonight. I'm a 25-year-old scholar who is classically educated in literature, art, and poetry. Born abroad by the tree-lined boulevards of a quiet European city, I had a beautiful (if sheltered) childhood surrounded by books and music — where my aptitude for language led me to pursue an education at some of the oldest universities in both America and the UK. I'm well-read, well-spoken, and incredibly cute and winsome (and I'm tall!). And all of this I offer to you, kind stranger. Because I seek to be your cute, talented boyfriend, to be the handsome partner by your side.

Oh, how I blush at the thought of my words before you! To know that my feelings are spread so starkly upon your screen! But if you'll pardon my audacity, I simply know that my this is the role I'm destined to fill. I've dabbled in commerce. Penned papers in academia. I've travelled the world, and combed through antique libraries. All of which felt like a mirage, mere preparation — simply training, to become the perfect partner for you.

After all, you've accomplished so much. You deserve the very best that is out there. You'll want a partner who's not just someone you bring home, or just a good date for the weekends. You want someone to flaunt before those around you. A partner that will make your friends blush, and your enemies jealous. As your boyfriend I'll be the charm of your dinner parties — your adoring partner in all your endeavours, whether they take place at the opera house, the gala, or the hiking trail outdoors.

But of course, dear stranger — naturally, for a woman of your calibre, you seek only the most qualified of candidates for the role of a partner. I know that this is a competitive position. But I'm confident in my capabilities, to meet your most discerning needs. So! Here are some points upon my résumé for you to consider.

To begin, I am resplendently well-read and educated. Being bright (and just a bit precocious), I had graduated at the age of 22 with two degrees, in both the humanities and the sciences. As your boyfriend, it would be my role to play the host at your saloons, teas, and dinners. And whether it be quoting a snippet of Molière, or learn'd discussions on analytic geometry — I can delight your guests and your companions — never to outshine you, of course!

Naturally, Any worthy partner of yours wouldn't be useful if he couldn't keep the house tidy while you're out. As your boyfriend, I would be your lieutenant, your household secretary, and your personal chef in one! While you are out there, tackling the tough and challenging affairs of the world, I would keep your home neat, your laundry spotless. To be your helpmeet for the hearth and kitchen. And I'll always make sure that you arrive to a home-cooked meal each evening. You would never have to worry about cooking or the dishes. But you'll wake up to a clean room and your clothes ironed and folded. And the scent of freshly baked bread on the weekends too!

I love cooking and baking, but don't let my quaint little affections for domesticity fool you. I know that in order to be your partner, you'll want more than a mere housemaid. I speak four languages. Three of them European, and one Asian. If you love to travel, then I'll be your perfect guide! Having grown up in Europe myself, I could plan our vacations. Whether it is to see the Elgin Marble at the British Museum, or booking last minute tickets to the Metropolitan Opera in Manhattan — I would delight in being your travel companion. To show you the world that I love.

And in turn, I hope you show me your world as well. Regale the tales of your travels to me. Tell me about something wonderfully complex and interesting, that you alone are skilled. I want to know your world, to find out about all of your favourite places. To better understand human nature, through your wise and experienced eyes.

I hope you enjoyed reading my post, kind stranger. I'm a cute, classically-educated scholar seeking to be the boyfriend of your dreams. If what I wrote caught your eye, please get in touch with me. I would love nothing more than to receive a message from you, where you tell me a bit about yourself!

I am easily charmed, gracious, and I promise — even if we're not a match, I will thank you for your warmth with courtesy. I am looking for someone who is older than me, successful, those life would really brighten with the addition of such a charming person as myself!

What are you waiting for, kind stranger? Why don't you come write me a message? Why don't you tell me why I'm uniquely suited for you?