Omnisexual curvy punk geek with John Waters movie style. I love 8-bit video games, pinball, cinema, food history, electronic music, Scrabble, makeup & alt fashion, BDSM Reylo, dark comedy, hoodoo, cyberpunk, leopard print, libraries, the smell of old comics, kung fu, TV test patterns, mayonnaise, and skunks. Relationship anarchist (unattached, with one occasional BDSM play partner).

Looking for someone within Philly city limits who's creative, sensual, kinky & hyperintelligent, who also works the vampire shift, and looks forward to Valentine's Day. 💜💜💜 I am pretty content with my independent life, but I do miss physical contact of all kinds, from snuggling on the couch to BDSM. I have some atypical kinks, but nothing that's a requirement (except that you must eat 😻). I'm open to a conversation about things you've always wanted to try.

I like dating younger people because of this quote from F. Scott Fitzgerald: "At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are caves in which we hide." I'm still looking out from my hill and I want to meet someone who does the same.

No cis het dudebros, please: bi/pan/trans/genderfluid only. Newbies/first-timers welcome. Neurodivergent ok. Femme and AFAB cubs ok too! Race and height not important but I have a soft spot for ultra-ectomorph bois and voluptuous/fat femmes. Poly/ENM ok, but cheaters of any kind hell no. (Don't test the bullshit detector of a perimenopausal woman.)

I am deeply eccentric and a beautiful mutant and you should be too. Nobody's perfect, but please have your shit at least 90% together, or be working on it in therapy. Also be well-versed in positive consent and safety. My sexual health is very important to me and it must be a priority for you too. Tobacco in any form is gross. Also, I am not a daily drinker but I am a wine geek, so I am not for you if you are new to sobriety.

⭐TL;DR are you:⭐

• In Philly?
• Queer?
• a charming eccentric?

If the answer to all three is "Yes", then let's talk about the Criterion collection and the Ig Nobel prizes while we do each other’s makeup and eat amazing cheese. We're through being cool. Eliminate the ninnies and the twits. 🌀