I wrote this for a different site and thought it would be appropriate here as well.

Cubs...If you have nothing in your profile, or only pictures of your willie, and a history of only liking other women's pictures or raunchy comments on other's posts (yes, we see your history), you will not get very far with any quality cougar anywhere. There are a few reasons for that.

We've been there and done that. No, we won't be shocked and impressed at your "truly unique" willie (out of the dozens we receive every day). IMO, if I have no personal history with it, I won't care.

Talk about something up that would garner our interest. Hobbies, cosplay, what makes you unique...because it isn't your beloved willie.

Your youth is admirable, but we are nowhere near as thirsty as you. I get approached many times throughout the day from thirsty young cubs and kittens. For some reason, so many younger men are under the delusion that older women should be just grateful that we get attention or financially support you. That is so far off the target, it's in its own zip code.

If you can only think of 2 words to say to us in your message, then you are lazy and will probably be so in bed. My profile literally says that I will not answer DMs. If you've not spoken with me in various threads and I've expressed interest in talking further...don't bother.

As for this Cougar...only those cubs who have taken the time to engage with me and used the brain in their heads to craft a unique message will catch my interest. If you're not clever enough to stand out, I will figuratively walk right past you to the one who is putting in effort.

The more you know...