Okay; how do I say this politely/seriously? Let me give it a shot! (pun intended)

If we have connected mentally/emotionally and I find you attractive then I am appreciative of your dick/splooge pics, and I will tell you so. I'm not shy in that way. but only if we've discussed it beforehand and I have told you clearly that yes, I would love to see your Anaconda in action.

Before that time? You are literally a dick pic in a SEA of dick pics, and my reaction is going to be 'Gross!" no matter how lovely your particular dick happens to be. I'm sorry boys, but it's true.

Guys, get it together. The hard truth is that most women are not attracted to dicks until we have some sort of connection with the owner of said dick. I know that doesn't compute with your brains and you don't understand it and it's not your fault, because your brains are wired visually, and ours are wired emotionally. But that might explain why you,'re not getting responses after posting a gazillion pics of your gorgeous dick in various stages of arousal. It's just not hot to most of us, unless we are attracted to you first. That means a face pic, at least, and some sense of your personality. And even if you do those things along with the pics of your dick, we tend to feel like you just want sex, which is FINE, if you clearly indicate that in your profile, because some of us want NSA sex with a gorgeous dick. (FYI: the number of women who want that are less than you believe, another hard truth).

But if you actually want a relationship? Save the dick pics for when your goddess asks for them.

(This has been a public service announcement for all men with gorgeous dicks who want to show them off but are also interested in an actual relationship.)

Honestly, if you just want admiration for your gorgeous dick and no strings attached, post your pics on a gay dating website and I promise you will get all the adulation you desire, and more. We won't judge.  ;) At least I won't! 😁