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Now that we’re getting into THAT time of year, how do you deal with swamp ass?
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We’re getting into the warmer months, and I don’t know about you, but I’m already getting sick of heading to the porta shitter 5 times a day just to wipe the sweat out of my ass. What’s your go to for preventing that sweaty, itchy, bullshit we all know as swamp ass? I already get fucked enough on the job as it is, my butthole can only take so much.

Edit: for all the “lose weight” comments, i get why you’d think that’s the issue, but I’m a pretty scrawny dude. I just sweat, A LOT, especially between the cheeks. If i lose anymore weight, i probably won’t even be able to bend 1” conduit anymore lmao

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Yes, bidet at home, wet wipes on the job. Crazy how many people walk around with shit smeared on their asshole.

Seriously, what the fuck is toilet paper? Like why do people think that's all they need after a dump? If I wiped shit on their arm would they just wipe it off with dry Charmin?

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Yeah, a lot of shit we do everyday is fucked up but society has a lot of inertia...

Same with the 5 day work week... I work for myself, and since covid we've homeschooled and also bought a chunk of property up in the mountains. We do a 4 day week in the city and take a long weekend about every other week.

What else am I working so hard for if I never have time for myself and family?

It's so nice to be unplugged from everyone else's schedule.

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