Arggggg okay, hi! Gonna do this again because why not? Someone's gotta click with me, right? Lemme back up. 😂 I'm 35 and currently live in Connecticut but travel pretty frequently between NYC and Boston.

I've worked from home for 14 years and I'm having an extraordinarily difficult time finding friends out here. I'm a playful, extremely blunt, sarcastic, BOUJIEEEEEEE, self deprecating, and pretty damn chaotic person. All of my jokes are inappropriate and offensive and I use "lmfao" too much. I love to be outside under the stars, wind in my hair, in or on the water, sun on my skin, destroying my hearing by twerking in a lawn chair to dope ass beats. I'm both clingy AF and distant, incredibly intense and dark AF but also here for a good time 😎

A couple of things about me...

• I have a crazy job with 11 meetings a day and I'm in a Master's program. I love love love love to talk all day and night because I've got like 3 brains and they never shut the fuck up. BUT I also get these weird moments where I'm extremely overwhelmed and need a little time to myself. I swear it isn't you, I just burn out hard and fast. Lmfao. But I'll recharge, just be patient with me.

• I'm in a relationship, it's going very well as it's pretty progressive and enables all my wanton hedonism which works for me.

• I game quite a bit. I'm obsessed with Sims 4 and the whole franchise. I also play Subnautica and Green Hell, Back4Blood, Hollow Knight, Smash, and IM THE SPEEDRUN CHAMP FOR DONKEY KONG BIATCHHHHH!🤠

• I spend the majority of my free time doing spiritual research, writing horror fiction, reading books on Buddhism, meditation, astrophysics, survivalism, and self-actualization, and trying to challenge my own belief systems and biases. Evolution of self is important to me and I seek it voraciously. Latest books are the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Violence of Mind, Stuff Matters, and Exploration Fawcett. I would ALSO marry James Webb if it was a person, don't get me started..

• Going out to eat and trying new restaurants and fancy drinks I'd be too lazy to make myself is probably my fave thing in the entire world, followed closely by sharing all that culinary opulence with good friends 🤠

• MUSICCCCCCCCC is my entire life and soul as I live and BREATHE!! BRAND NEW, rap and hip hop, psychedelic rock, punk/emo, and eclectic unusual shit is my shit.

Well. I tried to write "less". Lmfao. I can't give much, but I can give you my attention, a headache lmfaoooo, my unsolicited opinions, and hopefully my friendship and maybe more.

If you're interested, please message me. If we've talked before and lost touch, please message me. Bear with me as it may take me a day or two to respond. 

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