Arggggg okay, hi! Gonna do this again because why not? Someone's gotta click with me, right? Lemme back up. 😂 I'm 35 and currently live in Connecticut but travel pretty frequently between NYC and Boston.

I've worked from home for 14 years and I'm having an extraordinarily difficult time finding friends out here. I guess when you're in your 30s riding around until 3AM listening to emo from the 2000s, wandering through the woods aimlessly talking about life, leaving the star projector on permanently and ordering all of the appetizers on the menu to do a "taste test" isn't fun anymore. But it is for me!!! And I'm tired of rap battling my cats so someone please for the love of God, let's talk, let's vibe, let's see what sticks and maybe we can actually hang out in the scary real world.

I'm a playful, extremely blunt, sarcastic, BOUJIEEEEEEE, self deprecating, and pretty damn chaotic. A walking dictionary who makes too many inappropriate jokes at the wrong time, quotes rap lyrics in normal conversational tone, swears that everything has a deeper meaning, and uses "lmfao" too much. I love to be out under the stars, wind in my hair, in or on the water, sun on my skin, destroying my hearing by twerking in a lawn chair to dope ass beats. I'm both clingy AF and distant, incredibly intense and dark AF but also here for a good time 😎

A couple of things about me...

-I have a crazy job with 11 meetings a day and I'm in a Master's program. I love love love love to talk all day and night because I've got like 3 brains and they never shut the fuck up. BUT I also get these weird moments where I'm extremely overwhelmed and need a little time to myself. I swear it isn't you, I just burn out hard and fast. Lmfao. But I'll recharge, just be patient with me.

-I'm in a relationship, it's going very well as it's pretty progressive and enables all my wanton hedonism which works for me.

-Going out to eat and trying new restaurants and fancy drinks I'd be too lazy to make myself is probably my fave thing in the entire world, followed closely by sharing all that culinary opulence with good friends 🤠

-MUSICCCCCCCCC is my entire life and soul as I live and BREATHE!! BRAND NEW, rap and hip hop, psychedelic rock, punk/emo, and eclectic unusual shit is my shit.

Well. I tried to write "less". Lmfao. I can't give much, but I can give you my attention, a headache lmfaoooo, my unsolicited opinions, and hopefully my friendship and maybe more.

If you're interested, please message me. If we've talked before and lost touch, please message me. Bear with me as it may take me a day or two to respond. https://imgur.com/a/miQIEEY