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Did you have one of those days where nothing went smoothly? Maybe coworkers pissed you off or you passed out from heatstroke. Maybe your boss was unreasonable or the babysitter quit. Before all that stress brings you down, consider getting ahead of it with some quality orgasms today!
It’ll be my pleasure to help you follow the HHDD guidelines*; find a witty companion, make out with the witty companion, lay back and relax, grab a handful of hair, and enjoy a few full body orgasms at least twice a week!
Height and weight are required, so… I’m 5’10 and 175lbs with a “dad bod” you can have a look at in my post history.
If anything in this post, or my post history, strikes a chord with you send me a message! If you’re unsure if any of this is humorous or feels like a fit for you, I have a questionnaire you can use to find out!
CT, Hudson Valley, RI, Western MA are the general areas I think are close enough. If you’re further away and this post made you chuckle audio messages of the chuckle will be required for consideration.
tl;dr - anyone want to make out?
*disclaimer: Heart Healthy Diving Daily (HHDD) is not a real publication and all “recommendations” are solely for the purpose of getting you off
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