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i told my boyfriend i was constipated AND farting in his bathroom
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We've been together for six months and never talked about farts. We do talk about poop, but not our poops.

I've been constipated since Monday, told him yesterday (no issues with that), but I've been REALLY needing to fart these days. Like, horrible, really smelly farts. I could do it maybe 3/10 of the times needed because his apartment is so small and, well, I assume you all know how strong these farts can be.

Like an hour ago I got nauseous and told him bc I started to freak out. I REALLY needed to fart in peace so I went to the bathroom and I've been here for like 15/20 minutes.

He asked me if everything was ok and I told him: yeah, im just here being disgusting. I have f a r t s 🥰 - and I heard him laughing (in a wholesome way) from the other side of the wall.

Talking about farts with your partner is so... necessary.

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