Hi there! I bet half of you immediately had Robin Williams in your head. I’m seeking a fun woman to share some quality good times with.

Some things about myself: - 6’3”, tall to the point where I hit my head 69% of the time on open cupboards while I cook. - My brown hair is traditionally styled to cover the scars from hitting my head…since my glasses don’t seem to help my blue eyes. - Speaking of which, I love cooking and I show those I care by making them something delicious. - I’m a STEM guy for work. - I’m a classical nerd for fun (think documentaries, technology, history, reading, solving life's problems - like how many licks it takes to get to a Tootsie Roll pop) - Lazy days reading, listening to music, or watching something? Yes indeed. - Going for a hike to enjoy the scenery and each other? You betcha. - Love working out in the gym, spin on the peloton, and going for a run on the track - This makes me the fastest dad bod in Ohio, hands down. - I once rickrolled a girl in the back of the car. I proudly never let her down. - I am a social introvert. I’ll do my part to vibe with you, and I expect you to do the same.

My kinks and what I’m looking for: - I’m a switch, I love going back and forth, being on top, being on bottom. - Anal only. - I love foreplay. I love exploring the female body and making my partner get heated with anticipation, making her squirm with desire. - I love performing oral on my partner. I am overjoyed when she is enjoying herself as I blow her mind over, and over, and over. - I love receiving oral as well. - I especially enjoy 69. Nothing more hot than spreading her from behind and making her squirm and her not being able to see what I will do. - I love kissing and making out. It’s the most intimate thing people can do, to be honest. - That and cuddling. Cuddling is a must. - I’ve been told the various forms of outercourse are hot. Especially since it really works well with edging and foreplay. Thus I’m curious. - I’m a huge sapiosexual. Intelligence (including emotional intelligence) gets me going. - I daydream about working out together. At least on a set or at the same time. And then finishing with a steamy shower together. - I appreciate both yoga pants and pretty dresses, and most things in-between. - I like short and tall women, and heights in-between. - I’d be remiss to not note something alluring about a large height difference - there is something hot about the thought of my tossing a woman over my shoulder like Paul Bunyan while she "resists" or was a bit of a brat and needs “a talking to.” - If you're taller than I am, that is not intimidating to me. At. All. In fact it's quite attractive. - Brattiness, sarcasm, and sass are very welcome. Those who misbehave will be - dealt with. - Clear communicators, whether they’re shy or outspoken, are appreciated. - I am a very accommodating partner and am happy to discuss kinks you may be into. Who knows, I may learn to like it. - Mutual affection and support.

In person please.

Wutcha think? Are you a special woman looking for some run and find this myriad of items interesting? Come say hi and tell me what you like! I value connection, fun, and communication.