(If this looks like too much reading, we aren't a match.)

Looking for an enthusiastic brojob? Hang out, watch porn, and be taken care of? Totally relaxed and nonjudgemental discrete playtime?

I used to usually have a buddy or two who'd let/"make" me service and worship when the girls weren't around. Miss it.

Me: 54 6ft 205 lbs. Dad bod average dad next door. Bearded. Gray. Married and masculine, on the DL, sub with guys, but straight other than this. Clean, disease free, smart, sane, friendly, enthusiastic, and discrete. Only into orally servicing and worshipping a decently equipped masculine guy. No reciprocation wanted.

You: OVER 35 ONLY. Any race/body type. AT LEAST 6 INCHES. Masculine. I prefer a dom verbal str8 acting guy. Be clean, sane, disease free, and discrete. No hard drugs. Not looking for a porn star.

I host, only. Some mornings and daytimes during the week and on some weekends. Will want to chat and make sure we are on the same page. I like role playing and talking dirty. I'm looking for a guy(s) who want to let loose and have some fun and take advantage of what I'm offering. I'd like to find an ongoing thing. Chat me up and I'll tell you about my previous experiences. Tell me about yours and what you are hoping for. I'll eventually wanna see what you can feed me.

I'm not a pornstar and not looking for one. Just an average mature masculine guy looking for another Average Joe or two who'd be into what I'm offering.

NOT into serious BDSM, bathroom stuff, fucking, dick piercings, or effeminate dudes. No, my girl isn't part of this and no, I don't share her pics. Not interested in an emotional relationship and it won't happen.

I'll expect to chat and need to plan playtime. Let me get a little judgemental, with reason - If you can't communicate like a grown ass man, I'm not interested. If you are the type to chat while your dick is hard, agree to meet, and then ghost or flake, please don't bother contacting. Likewise, don't initiate chat, get me interested, and then wind up telling me that you can't get it up or something. This is the manipulative and inconsiderate shit I've been experiencing since I started looking and is what discourages and makes me stop looking. I hate to have to be negative, but, geezus... people really suck, and not in the way I'm offering. Be a man and be considerate and intelligent, and communicate your wants, fantasies, concerns, preferences (within the realm of what I have laid out above). Dom, forward, and pushy is great within the experience of the play I'm looking for. If we chat and one of us isn't interested, well, that's why I chat first, as it gives a better chance of fun play for the both of us, and communication is what makes this sort of play fun.