If this looks like too much reading to you, we wont hit it off.

ME: Mostly Straight-acting masculine married average looking dad next door on the DL. 6ft, 200lb, dad bod. Grey. Bearded. Clean, disease free. Sane. Discreet. Sub-ish with guys. I host weekdays during the day. SE Denver. Geeky and Nerdy. Reader/gamer/techy/movie/artsy/foody kinda guy.

I used to always have a "straight' buddy or two to jerk to porn with and who would let/"make" me service them when the girls weren't around. I don't psychoanalyze it, I just know that I like it. Come take advantage of that? I'm looking for a similar brojob playmate situation again.

I'm not looking for reciprocation at all. Part of the fantasy for me is that you are "straight" and straight-acting and more dominant and only interested in receiving. If you act interested in my dick or body, it spoils the fantasy for me.

YOU: Straight-acting. Masculine. Better-equipped-than-average (6.5" ). Disease free, clean, sane. Over 35. Any race. Average dudes, dad bods and bellies are totally cool.

Ideally, I'm looking for a discreet FWB or regular buddy who is more dom and vocal and not embarrassed to play and wants to take advantage of my mouth and hands.

Weed friendly. No hard drugs.

So far I've been contacted by a lot of guys who engage because they have a hardon at the moment and then vanish. Or who think that I must be available as soon as they read this. Or who make plans and ghost. Or who are expecting a pic of a guy who could be in porn. Don't be a loser. If you aren't really interested in what I'm offering here, or know you won't follow through, let's not waste our time. I'm an adult looking for and trying to plan something specific. Also, be able and willing to chat and communicate and plan like a grown man. What do you like? How would you like it to go down? Like to role play? Got a role play in mind (so long as I'm the one who winds up sucking)? I'm not judgemental about play or fantasies or preferences (within the parameters of what I'm offering) and I'm smart, creative, and enthusiastic. Also, I'll expect to trade pics.

If an enthusiastic morning or lunchtime brojob sounds good hmu. Or if you just want chat about porn, sex, or nerdy or geeky stuff - that's how FWB situations start, right?