If I were sale on Amazon !
Reviews might look like this :
"Took a little getting used to, but I really really like the way it makes me feel now that I'm comfortable with it"
"It can't sing for shit, but I like the voice"
"Best ! Dad ! Ever !"
"I didn't realize it would be so tall ! Mine can reach all the way to the top shelf in the kitchen"
"I was told there would be cuddles"- Response from seller : "That feature can only be activated after adequate correspondence and mutual attraction has been established"
"Humor function is confusing. Sometimes I can't tell when it's trying to make a joke. Laughs at odd, unfunny things. Can be a little too dark and crude sometimes. -Response from seller : "Just say Alexa, be nice. for a PG experience"
You've made it this far so here's a little about me !
Married/kids. I'm a health care professional. Love being outdoors, spending time with my kids on my days off and making people laugh. I am here for the same reason as you.
If ethnicity matters, I'm brown. Hope to hear from you !
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