What can I say, I'm just average (honestly, below average for Colorado) when it comes to my looks and physical attributes. As a result I've always leaned into my personality to attract people. It may not help me when it comes to finding a one night stand but I'm looking more for a friend situation. Someone I get along with, someone I enjoy as a person, someone I find attractive and vice versa. Could that be you?

If your mindset is the same as mine then maybe we have some other things in common, let's talk and get to know each other. I’m using my “dirty” alt and don’t have that much on here so a quick and obligatory about me.

• Things I like: reading, cooking, biking, kayaking, the Northeast, thrifting, indoor spaces, chocolate
• Things I'm OK with: hiking, picnics, games (video/board/mind), chain restaurants, grammar mistakes, getting rick roll'd, Denver
• Things I find annoying: waiting for a delivery, bottled iced tea, the same commercial repeated incessantly, Boston sports fans

Message me and let’s get the conversation started. If you have any dealbreakers or specific things you're looking for maybe we can get that out of the way first so we don't waste each other's time. Want to do the typical get to know you dance and make small talk? I’m good with that, I actually quite enjoy small talk. If you want to mix it up maybe we start with a Rorschach inkblot or piece of modern art and each say what we see. Want to include a movie title in each sentence? Mamma Mia, here we go again. Opening messages can be awkward, I get that so no pressure to come up with something clever or unique, feel free to just start the conversation with a little about yourself, what you’re looking for, and what you have on your mind.