I'll explain what I'm hoping to find so I have a chance of getting what I want and everyone is on the same page. If this is too many words for you, we probably wouldn't get along, anyway.

Bi 54 yr old on the DL, masculine and straight-acting, looking for a local well-equipped guy who wants to be serviced and worshipped. I used to usually have a couple of buddies who would let/"make" me suck or jerk their dick when the girls weren't around. I miss that.

Me - 54. 6ft. 200lbs. Bearded. Short grey hair. Average desk job dad bod. Moderately hairy. Intelligent, DISCRETE, laid back, geeky, enthusiastic. Sub with guys. I host.

You - Over 35. Bigger than average dick. Masculine and straight-acting. Be clean, sane, disease free, and DISCRETE. Any race. Any body type - I like average guys and bellies as much as guys who look like pornstars.

What I want to do - I can host some week and weekend days when I have the place to myself. I'm ONLY looking to suck and jerk and service and worship your big hard dick, NO reciprocation wanted at all. You wanting my dick or me to be naked or whatever spoils the fantasy that you are straight for me.

Things I really like - Masculine guys. Hairy guys. More dominant guys. Role Playing (so long as I get to be the one who eventually services you). Verbal guys. Talking dirty. Jerking to porn with a buddy. Suits, jeans, boots, bikers, blue collar, uniforms, tats, bears. Average dudes. Ideally, a FWB, but an occasional play date is great.

Ideally - you show up and we watch some porn and talk about it. Maybe we have planned role play that you make me, or that I convince you to let me, or whatever. I get to/am told to feel you up and worship and service you. (RP isn't necessary, tho). Cum & Go or plan to stay a while. Fun lunch break?

Hope to hear from someone. I've been dying to get my hands and mouth on a nice cock. We chat first, then meet, but Im willing to wait for what I'm looking for.

Note: If you are responding solely because you are hard at the moment and will ghost after contacting, please don't bother. I'm looking for mature, considerate dudes who, if we hit it off in a little chat, will plan to meet, and then actually meet. That's why I posted this. I'm not looking to help you jerk off in chat or for flakes. Also, if you know you aren't at least bigger than average or are looking for something different than I am offering, why waste either of our time if you read this far and understood? Think with your big head until it's time not to.