Seems like everyone is talking in code or trying to express their needs in a roundabout way. That is silly to me so I rather just say what Iām looking for instead of having you parse through some tired personal ad tropes. Iām trying to find someone interested in having sex with me. Whew, that was easy. Iām using my ādirtyā account so it should be somewhat obvious what Iām after.
So what are you looking for?
- Maybe itās the same thing and we can see if weāre compatible, physically attracted to each other, and live within a reasonable distance to meet up. Likely we wonāt be a meet every criteria but hey at least we tried.
- Maybe youāre interested in just talking because youāre bored, it seems like thereās a lot of that going on here so Iām up for just chatting and getting to know someone new.
- Maybe you want to befriend me and steal one of my organs. If thatās the case youāre better off finding another target. I already have one defective kidney so who knows how the rest of my organs are holding up.
Message me and letās get the conversation started. It doesnāt have to be only sex talk, I actually prefer that itās not just because it would be one-dimensional and a bit awkward to just be horny all the time. It would be nice to get to know you as a person, your interests and what makes you tick. Opening messages can be tough so no need to over think it and just tell me about yourself, what youāre looking for and we can go from there.
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