While we're generally nice and polite to everyone, we've had a few struggles with a handful of customers. So I'm making this PSA to remind everyone of a few things. Seen as some people seem to lack any understanding of basic decency.

1. ***DO NOT PISS IN THE BINS.*** Period! (I'm also telling any customers that come in not to either, though I realise most people will understand why but it's becoming a real issue) If you do see anyone doing so, please let us know *IMMEDIATELY*. There are bins on-site so there should be no need to put our staff through such a disgusting situation of having to clean this up.

2. Drugs and Alcohol are ***NOT*** permitted on these premises. If you are found in the possession of either or both you will be removed from the premises, and will be banned. (The owners have stated that even they are not to bring alcohol or drugs onto the premises, and we are within our right to remove them if they do.)

3. ***IF*** we feel you are under the influence of drugs or alcohol we ***can*** and ***will*** deny you entry to the MPLs.

4. We don't mind if you take your clothes off in the MPLs, but outside of them clothes ***must*** remain on.

5. ***DO NOT TOUCH THE STAFF***. We're not here for your entertainment or to pick up; we will not join you in the booths/MPL etc. We're here to do our job and will be fired if we do join you. It's also not worth making comments about the staff, negative or sexual. You will be asked to leave, if you do not we will have you removed. If you refuse to leave the police will be called.