I live in a city with over 200 Asian rub joints - essentially brothels. They actively make reports to the blacklist, mostly in Thai. I translate these little nuggets of wisdom with Google Translate. I just translated this one:

Damn, you're a pussy, a dick, a commoner, a lowlife. You're going to make an appointment with me at 9pm. I said I already have an appointment. He kept cursing me saying that I'm busy, why are you posting an ad? Look at this, damn. I have someone else making an appointment with me, I'm not the only one waiting for you. Plus, your number is a spam number. You're such a foul-mouthed jerk. Go die. Who would want to massage someone like this?

Who indeed.