Like all escorts I see many messages from clients that make me shake my head in disbelief. But I thought this one was Reddit-worthy.

This gentleman sent the mandatory selfie. Maybe 25 or 26, handsome, with a nice smile. He asked about PSE but, like GFE, these mean different things to different people.

I finally figured out he wanted bare, which I don’t offer. He texted:

Thanks for getting back to me. I get tested specifically to play and maintain excellent sexual health. I have performance issue with condoms so I get tested before and after every play date. I appreciate you and you sound great, but not being able to perform is embarrassing. Wish you all the best.

All guys have this “issue.” 🤣