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Should you find yourself in or near Clackamas tonight and need 9-1-1 N-U-T...
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No plans this weekend? Got a little time or your hands? Need to nut on the run? Perhaps, getting out the bar late? Leaving a friend at the bar to run and get your dick drained really fast??

....then you should hit me up. I'm the that guy. Whatever your scenario is it's all good with me. (you could bring your friend with you and I'll empty both of your nutsax.) I'll lighten your load.

I live a block away from Clackamas Fantasyland off 82nd Dr so I could meet you there, or if your way dl/lowkey-{I get it. I'm like that too sometimes} then you can just come to my house, and I'll drain it for you. All on me..

No recip necessary, expected, or required. I'm snake charmer. A master of the craft. I can extract it from you slow and edge-like, or I can drain you quick, call it a "bust-and-go". However you want. The deal is done. If you want to keep a low pro and just swap stats, or body pics. I get that. Send to receive. I'll match you pic for pic-whatever details your pic shows, mine will too.

Only serious need to respond. Please include stats. Like, I'm 37 6ft 205lbs. decent shape-easy on the eyes, bisexual.

But when I'm lit or bored I like to exercise my jaw and practice lung capacity and throat expansion workouts.

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