I'm sorry, but I don't want to be a warrior. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone, if possible, Ancap, Statists, Channer, Redditor. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness — not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another.

In this minemen world there is room for everyone. And the good server is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned minemen souls, has barricaded the shards with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed Pylons, but we have shut ourselves in. Enchantments that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than enchantments we need dank memes. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, this server will be violent and all will be lost.

The roads and the subreddit have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in minemen, cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching hundreds of civcrafters — hundreds of despairing minemen, minewomen and minetupas — victims of a system that makes minemen torture and imprison innocent people. Last night I was pearled on a daring raid to remove these unnatural minemen. Corinthian 4:9 reads: “Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;”. I am still on my second life, this is not over, Babylon will get the justice it deserves. To those who fear this will not come to pass; hear me, I say — do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed — the bitterness of minemen who fear the way of minemen progress. The hate of minemen will pass, and dictators defeated, and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as minemen die, liberty will never perish. Happy Birthday Jezza.

Players! Don't give yourselves to brutes — minemen who despise you — enslave you — who regiment your lives — tell you what to do — what to think or what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural minemen — machine minemen with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are minemen! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate! Only the unloved hate — the unloved and the unnatural!

Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the 17th Chapter of St. Luke it is written: "the Kingdom of God is within mineman" — not one mineman nor a group of minemen, but in all minemen! In you! No girls allowed. You, the people have the power — the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life wonderful and yoahtless.

Then, in the name of justice for gimmel, let us use that power! Let us all unite! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give minemen a chance to play without the threat of yoahths stealing your factories, that will give newfriends the future and old age a security of not being annexed for quahs e-peen. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie! They do not fulfill their promise of no more pylons; they never will. Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people with pylons! Now, let us fight to fulfill that promise of no pylons! Let us fight to remove yaoedght from this the server, to do away with there soveriegnty, to do away with there pylons, and there hate and intolerance against crackerjack. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all minemen's happiness.

Soldiers! In the name of a server without yoaht, let us all unite!

PS: Meet outside yoahst at 10pm GMT for reasons, bring swords.