Immelol4 and I are NOT part of this malicious griefing that is happening, in fact we are actively opposing such criminal acts. For those unaware immelol and I are part of the Law Service Inforcement Federation, a group of dedicated officers offering protection for the server's inhabitants.

We swore an oath to protect and serve, and that's what we set out to do. As soon as we heard of the terrible crimes being committed we followed these criminals in hot pursuit but unfortunately for us they got away.

With due diligence we returned to our beat, patrolling the streets for any criminals we could find. When suddenly we came across known criminal associate Xafter, which we swiftly pearled. For those unaware this nefarious individual is a known benefactor of admin crimes. These heinous activities were not to go unpunished. With this criminal apprehended it was decided that we should do some good for the server and test the pearling mechanics. As a service to the community we thoroughly demonstrated that the /pps command was not working. Even getting some third party confirmation from a helpful passerby. A job well done!

I hope this clears up any confusion. Thanks, and we look forward to serving the community well into the future.

• Senior Constable Greenkitten