As I was in the process of touring Bohr island during its independence crisis earlier today, I notice my snitches are getting spammed by some very unfamiliar names. I ask a Mt. Augusta local who these people are, and he tells me they're from Chanada. I ask him to holla if he needs help, and I go on my way.

Before long, however, I realize there's two of these Chanadian Chaps (by the name of DarkCrow and Kallak) who are lingering around my remote Istanbul Villa-house a bit too much. I hurriedly tell the representatives of Aurora and Bohr I need to go for a while, log into my combat alt (just in case) and make my way over to ISIS so I can talk to these people and ask them what's up. As I'm making my way up there, I suspect they might be breaking in, but I didn't yell at them from far away to scare them off.

Right as I cross into ISIS and get to my house, they drop off snitches and are freshly gone by the time they get there. At first glance, everything is alright, but I see a few extra signs with some terribly insulting Anti-ISIS Anti-Islamic propaganda/slurs that made my green-tinted blood boil in rightful Islamic rage. Allah! They desecrated my lawn and street (and probably the rest of the city) with these signs! I knew they were up to no good. I harumph'd my way into my house to check on my snitch.

It turns out they had quite a large amount of entries for light grief. They had uprooted a lot of dirt in the area, placed some random blocks around, and taken what looked to be a huge amount of flowers from the mansion across the street belonging to Soccer37222. With this information, I decided to go chase them, stop them and most likely watch them mumble something awkwardly about how they didn't realize it was bad. Newfriends, eh? What can ya do.

So, I start my journey south (they were tripping snitches all over Augusta) when I start to realize they were actually running, together, away from me. As if they knew, they were heading straight for the netherfactory.

Good thing for me is I know plenty of shortcuts, so I was able to arrive at the factory at the same time as they did. I took the drop all the way down and yelled at them in global chat multiple times to stop, including with their names (Chat was not spammy at all during this time). They kept running down the stairs, finally reaching the bottom, running right past me, and slipping into the nether. I followed them.

They had popped in to the nether, and, slightly confused on where to go, were running around in circles. One (Kallak) had full diamond enchanted gear, and the other (DarkCrow) was naked with a ReichFlag on his head. I stood in front of them and asked them to stop. When they saw the correct path to get back to Chanada, I said in full caps "STOP RIGHT NOW YOU PHOGERS" and pulled out my bow, running after them. I decided they weren't going to stop (I gave them plenty of warnings doe), took aim at naked DarkCrow, fired, and watched as he fell to the floor and disappeared into my pearl, his items spilling all over the ground. I then chased after Kallak, expecting him to turn and fight me, but he kept running, all the way down the Chanadian iceroad. I took a shot at him, it hit, he kept running, I stopped, and watch him disappear in the distance.

As I was making my way back to ISIS, DarkCrow messaged me and asked me if I was from Augusta. I told him I was from ISIS and he had griefed there, and he started hardcore meming. I memed back in a sly sort of way and it looked like he wasn't interesting in defending himself.

DarkCrow's pearl is now being held in a safe location. I'm going to reach out to Chanadian authorities, but I'm not interested in putting a bounty. I just want to talk to some people before I inevitably let DarkCrow go and brush him off and tell him to not keep running when you're naked and someone in prot is telling you to stop 15 times.

Anywhoo, this post is just to notify everyone that no, I haven't gone rogue (RogueX7 amirite) (:^>) and DarkCrow probably won't be pearled for a long time, but I just need to snoop around ISIS and make sure they didn't do more damage then just uprooting some flowers