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A Closed Letter to Mattamattress
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You see a sealed envelope, stamped with an official-looking hexagonal seal.

Written on the top left-hand corner of the envelope is what apppears to be an address, illegible. The only readable piece of writing scrawled on this envelope are the words "An Open Letter to Mattamattress".

Oddly, the closed letter is stained with some inscrutable brown-ish liquid.

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