Are you looking for someplace cheap (free) to live? Do you want to avoid all the insanity of the big city, while still living somewhere accessible? Then come live in Little Latvia!

Before I continue about why you should come live with us, I'd like to show you a bit of our history in this lovely informational civball comic! Little Latvia has been around for over 2 years at this point (and there's only been like, 4 dudes around for most of it), so there's gonna be a lot of, uh... history stains. Yeah, let's go with that. Just don't bring a blacklight.

So, now that that's out of the way, I'll tell you why should live here. First off:

FREE. FUCKING. HOUSING.

That's right kids, you don't gotta pay shit to kick with us. We got so much monies from that tater and exp game that we don't need no taxes or plot sales. There are a few catches though.

• You gotta leave a bit of space between you and your neighbors. No less than 2 blocks, no more than four.

• You gotta do your best to make it fit the style. Our town looks pretty nice as it is, so don't go fucking it up with a shitty cobble hut. We got two different styles in town. Brutalist/heroist style for Government/Business buildings. So, lots of exposed smooth stone, stone brick, etc. Second style is Baltic/Prussian. I know that style probably seems pretty intimidating, but we ain't Breslau, so don't sweat it. Just make it look old and fancy.

So, free housing. Cool. But what else do you get?

As part of the United Provinces of the Plus Plus (U3P) LL citizens would gain access to the U3P nether portal. What's that? The nether is scary? Well you're in luck, because we got conventional travel too. Some of it is currently under construction, but you can easily travel to LL from our less attractive cousin, New Danzilona.

But travel aint everything, right? What about business? Well, that's where you come in. We've got a decent amount of open space for you to mine, farm, and... do other stuff, and we're currently negotiating for even more. This will give you as a settler a large amount of open space to provide for a business.

Or, if you're willing to sit throughout quite a bit of GOVERNMENT MANDATED TRAINING you might get to work with our chief Potato Engineer /u/Nightmaresplody on our STATE-OF-THE-FUCKING-ART cargo transportation and factory system.

(In all honesty we're still working out exactly how the economy is going to function, but rest assured, you'll be havin a good time.)

But what if you aren't looking for business or transportation? What about something more... spiritual? Little Latvia is the homeland of The Church of the Holy Potato or Baznicas Svêta Kartupelu in Latvian. In his holy cathedral and on our verdant fields we praise the Starch god for bringing us prosperity and peace. Kartupelu's children are only asked to eat his holy crop whenever possible, in whatever form they see fit. Raw or baked, Kartupelu cares not, for he loves you. If you wish to speak with the god himself, simply eat his extra-holy green potato. I, the high priest, am available for spiritual guidance whenever needed.

SO, WE GOT DEM TATERS. WE GOT DAT FREE HOUSING. WE GOT DAT FREE MARKET. WE GOT DAT TRANSPERTATION. AND YOU KNOW WE GOT DAT STARCHY GOD.

So what the fuck are you waiting for bro? Come live with us!

EDIT: AH SHIT GUYS I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU WHERE THE FUCK WE AT!

You can find Little Latvia at X: 8200, Z: 7150, south of New Danzilona. Just take the Danzilona Railway (the big ass building outside the CIC station) to Swisston. Head to the southern end of the island to find our rail station (we'll be linking it directly very soon so you don't need to stop and get off).