Today, after a string of terrorist attacks in the region by raiders posing as newfriends, a militia formed of Augusta, ISIS and Gensokyo members was guarding the CIC and inspecting every newfriend that was arriving into the city. We then recieved a call about a suspicious-looking newfriend in the south of the city. Mobilizing to the location, we found a naked player by the name of ChadTheWad dancing around near AMB's house. Approaching him, he then jumped away, pillared up on top of AMB's house, and started dumping lava all over it. He jumped off, started running, and we gave chase. Judging him to be too far away for me to get to him in time, I pulled out my bow and took the shot, hitting him in the back and pearling him.

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He will be held in an Augustan vault for the time being