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Cuban Workbench Crisis: A Declaration of War.
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Good Morning Civcraft,

Cuba has an Official Statement to deliver:


#Rare #Trill #Cuba


Friends, Family, Subordinates, subhumans;

Today a catastrophe has occurred. It feels as if it was just yesterday that Cuba officially stated its existence and ALREADY the capitalist pigdogs across the 90 mile river have begun to assert their beliefs and ill-minded folly onto my people.


It began with claims such as:

You do NOT own this land Farley

Cuba is a plot in Orion and NOT it's own city

You CANNOT tear down camp NWA

Obviously, there was a miscommunication.


As all of you most definitely know, Workbenches are outlawed in Cuba. Workbenches are the very foundation of the capitalist oppression that we see day to day.

Well, today the glorious workers of Cuba have logged into their beautiful e-lego home to find THIS. The Capitalist scum across the river have invaded the sovereignty of our hearts and minds in a sneak attack attempting to dismantle our beautiful country from the inside out. We are a peaceful nation. All we wanted to do was amass fire charges, tnt, Not-Tanks and Not-Nukes in order to look at and most definitely NOT use on Orion EVER. Now, though, our hands are tied.


THIS MEANS WAR


It is time that I, Farley50, a humble leader of the people, officially declare WAR on Orion.

EXPLANATION:

This war will be orderly. It will be conducted fairly.

NEXT SATURDAY at a time to be chosen very soon, both Orion and its allies, and Cuba and its allies will amass their armies in order to duke it out mano y mano.

NO ACTION IS TO BE TAKEN BY EITHER SIDE UNTIL THE OFFICIAL WAR BEGINS


HERE ARE THE CONDITIONS OF THIS WAR In accordance with International War Law, set forth by the Geneva convention:


NO PROT, NO BUFFS, NO DEBUFFS, NO PEARLS, NO ENCHANTMENTS. This war is to be conducted FAIRLY. this will NOT be a battle between the 1% of Civcraft with full combat loadouts and superior pvp ability.

Accepted combat loadouts include:

  1. Iron Armor or lower. No enchantments.
  2. Splash health pots ONLY.
  3. Stone Swords only. No enchantments.
  4. Bows are accepted and encouraged but please for the sake of all that is holy NO ENCHANTMENTS.

This way all players of Civcraft can take part in the side they choose to fight for without fear of losing expensive shit and/or being pearled.


There WILL be a group of players chosen by both Cuba and Orion to watch over the conflict wearing PROT in order to protect from outside disruption and watch for illegal items. Don't be a dick.

THIS IS A CALLING FOR ALL ALLIES OF BOTH ORION AND CUBA TO AMASS THEIR ARMIES AND BEGIN MOVEMENT TOWARDS THEIR RESPECTIVE CITIES BY NEXT SATURDAY

Be warned, Orion, Cuba's allies are strong. Our allies are valiant. Our allies are good looking.


tl;dr:

who:CUBA vs ORION

what: WAR

where: Cuba... and Orion

when: Next Saturday (time to be officially chosen between the two cities.)

why: Protect the freedoms and laws of whichever side you choose

DO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE. Play by the rules. *

*rules are subject to change as discussion between the two nations continue throughout the week. If changes occur, everyone will be notified. TAKE NO OFFENSIVE ACTIONS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY

Seriously, though, this is to be an organized war in which Cuba earns its sovereignty against the world's largest foe. We must be civilized in how we curb stomp these malicious bastards.

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