Please take care of my sword, Brodins Barbell... It meant swole much to me for it was hand crafted by the great Blacksmith brothers of Britain (God spot the queen), mcoates and Snorri and coated with the most purest of hydrolyzed whey protein and creatine monohydrate by the kindest swole sista there is, Akn. Please take care of it and in return, it may just bless you with the greatest of gains that even shadowjay would Fuck himself to just see its beautiful and aesthetic shaft made of the mirin tears of false following crossfitters and ham planets alike. -Wheymen and stay forever swole, Chiefcorneater

Or you could be like a cool ass dude and give it back because that would be the fucking Tits, Bro.