Our Swole Father is amongst us, ready to spot us and bless those who truly follow the path to Swolehalla. He will crush all those who deny his glowing tan presence and 1Rep Max Deadlift. Accept his callous rich hand and join the path to becoming Swole of Mind, Body, and Spirit and watch as the naysayers and Jacksonites sit there, on their grease stained couches mirin our hard earned GAINS!!

P.S. Embrace the Swoliest of Wars Jackson8960, your false religion will bring death and muscular atrophy to all of those who follow your false preachings of cardio and crossfit. Brodin will shower us with protein and creatine for cycles to come during our battle while you sit there sipping on your 5$ Energy Drinks made of pure sadness. Prepare to die, false prophet.

Wheymen.