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Moment With Lenin: Winter Olympics
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Nothing says progress or World unity like a good old fashion Winter Olympics. Destroying old neighborhoods and replacing them with brand new shiny futuristic buildings with a limited time usage, adding anti-aircraft guns on nearby apartments, and providing various supplements for athletes are one of the many required sacrifices needed when hosting an Olympics. In addition, all are welcomed regardless of their political, social, sexual, economical, gender, or species orientation, the whole of nature can actively participate....as long as they're part of a formal nation-state or larger corporate entity...or whichever definition of nation-state you have in mind. Regardless, everyone is welcomed, as long as you scheduled a hotel room ahead of time and don't worry, we have plenty of beds and so few rooms, so the ratio of visitors per room should solve that problem.

Now for some special announcements about this glorious event. First off, we've added Dog Fighting as a type of sport, thanks to the advocacy of Comrade Funktipus. So bring your dog eggs or your dog because the betting will be hot and the floors will run reddish with the leftovers of which ever dog lost. However, all dogs who happen to die, we'll be sure to use the leftovers for food charity services towards the starving impoverished citizens in nearby Aurora.

Finally, You might even be able to see me, in all my glory, watching over this glorious event and not participating in the sports due to back problems while sleeping in my grave. Also, if you're the leader or representative of either the team or nation-state, talk to me about any investment opportunities you might want to conduct during this gloriously ambitious event. New Leningrad continues to be a city open to all humble proletariat as we have zero unemployment, free apartments, no class differences, and are not a totalitarian state, only mildly autocratic with plenty of power residing back to the common worker, as they till the land, toil in the mines, or experience the deafening sound of progress in the factories.

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