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This just in! Jarl_Heisenberg deemed terrible at PVP. Details inside.
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Breaking new! Jarl_Heisenberg's PVP status on the Civcraft PVP Index (CPI) has been lowered from its previous position at "Oh Dayum, pop an opple and log" to "Is actually connecting with a roblox client". This shocking turn of events comes to us just after the World Policed attempted to apprehend the criminal. While on nightly maneuvers, the World Police intercepted Jarl_Heisenber on the outskirts of CommonWealth. Clone2204 was the first to reach him, and a short 1v1 occurred in which Jarl was forced to health pot several time and run away from the officer. After reinforcements arrived, a drawn out police chase took place across the deep - . Several more short skirmishes took place, including another where Jarl was once again forced to health pot and break away from clone. The police chase finally ended outside Arym, where Jarl brought in several of his gang members. World Police officers attempted to apprehend them for several minutes, until they were finally forced to break off because they had run out of coffee and donuts. We reached out to clone2204, who was the officer to force Jarl_Heisenberg to health pot and run, and he had this to say, "I don't know what happened. I was told he was one of the best the bloods had to offer, but here I am, forcing him to health pot and run. I wasn't even paying attention half the time, I actually had minecraft in a smaller window and was watching youtube during the whole thing." Jarl_Heisenberg could not be reach for comments, we presume his phone has shorted out in pool of tears he is currently wallowing it.

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