Trust, it's one of the most powerful qualities when fostering a community here on this glorious server. However, some can be trusted more than others and in this case, I want to talk about something that disturbs me deeply. There are plans from Agora to release a criminal by the name of Cheesewaffle. If you don't know who he is well, sit by this warm fire with my dog named Checkers, and I'll tell you why he should never be released. Firstly, Cheesewaffle was an early resident of New Leningrad, he proved trustworthy for awhile. However, overtime, we noticed a sudden spamming of lava all over New Leningrad. Through our snitch network, we identified Cheesewaffle as the primary facilitator of these atrocities. Overtime, we kept him in one of our older non-obsidian vaults until some hapless criminals stole his pearl and stored it away in a unprotected chest in Aurora at the time. We did manage to recover his pearl but, instead of keeping his pearl, we promptly released him and explicitly said, don't come back to New Leningrad.

We believed that it would be the end of that, however a few months later, he comes back, and this time with a friend. With full diamond armor, plenty of obsidian and lava. They once more caused havoc on New Leningrad. These pictures are tame in comparison to the full damage that later pictures would show. His legacy of destruction are still seen with 3 pieces of left over obsidian blocks. So comrades, if he is released, never trust him or provide him with gear or adequate supplies. Why, I might even say that slavery should be the only job worth keeping him alive over. But as an Ancap might say, NAP.

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