My dear people. My dear Sami and Weary, and my dear Chambabes and Timmy, and Kyle, and Honcho, and Luci, and blue, and Exultant, and ttk2, StraightFoolish, Eagles, and Theo, and Jacky and many, many others, far too many to list here.

Today is my 10th month anniversary: I have been playing for 10 months today! I hope you are enjoying yourselves as much as I am. I shall not keep you long, I have called you all together for a purpose. Indeed, for two purposes! First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that 10 months is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Secondly and finally, I wish to make an announcement! I regret to announce that- though, as I said, 10 months is far too short a time to spend among you- this is the end. I am going. I am leaving now.

Goodbye.

edit: And to the person/persons who went through my goodbye thread and downvoted everything I said, stay mad.