Today, we have a weather report of Meteors! Get out your umbrellas for maximum protection from these car size rocks. During the recent meteor shower, one of these massive rocks hit the Soviet Palace itself! Sources are indicating that the Premier himself was within the massive mansion during the time it hit. Right now, the Great Premier cannot be found due to a lack of a body. We assume that he probably dematerialized from the explosion himself. Mandatory mourning has been scheduled for the next few days.

Also in other news, the entire Buenos Aires treasury has mysteriously vanished. A fallen bit of meteor has been arrested in order to answer to the crime of theft and property damage.