Breaking News! A recent crisis has developed in the small protectorate of Belgrade. Under the visionary guidance of the former Ideology Minister, comrade Asda, this new city has grown in size as many have begun to join the ranks of the Yugoslavian movement. However, this new peaceful settlement was suddenly attacked without explanation by Roman Republican Imperialists. In the process, several workers were pearled and the city fell under occupation. Recently, photos were smuggled out of the city showing the occupation force.

Our Glorious Premier, donning his new red beret, made an inflammatory speech to the workers of Buenos Aires in which he criticized the imperial ambitions of the SPQR against the innocent workers of Belgrade. However, the possibility for conflict only intensified as the SPQR asked for protection under the tyrannical flag of the Gondolin Monarchy. The arrogant king himself, Berge, agreed to the arrangement and declared his intent to protect the barbarians from what he ironically called, "Communistic Aggression".

In a recent broadcasting of "Alo Glorious Premier", Our Glorious Premier declared in a defiant statement that, "If Gondolin wants to remove any options for peace, then I'll remove all options for mercy". The speech was part of a several hour broadcast in which our Glorious Premier talked non-stop about his disapproval of the Gondolin Imperialists and even went as far as to use toy soldiers and toys planes as part of what he called a "Simulation".

If you're ever in the middle of a war zone, be sure to utilized your used copy of the People's News Today as a deadly paper baton.....or else.