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People's News Today: Peace?
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After several weeks of incarceration, the word peace is finally free once more and in the minds of many comrades. Since the infamous Bloody Christmas, large scale conflicts have watered down to a small number of isolated clashes. Comrades have begun to rejoice this new found peace by traversing the once warlord infected nether highways. Reformed members of the HCF have begun to settle down and the sword has been replaced with the ballot box once more for other states. However, despite the rising peace among the workers of Civcraft, there are unverified accounts of retaliatory pearlings by Ancap World Police terrorists. However, such militant behavior remains relevant for a small fringe who seek destruction over prosperity.

Hudson Bay has made a surprising step towards a political and economic union with Buenos Aires! After a group of raiders devastated the city, Comrade Governor Bmchapman formally resigned and handed over control to our Glorious Premier. Only a day after the peaceful annexation, Buenos Aire forces captured a number of these petty raiders in a swift operation. Upon further enhanced interrogation, the illiterate raiders admitted to being paid by Ancap terrorists to cause damage to the peaceful port city.

The Democratic Workers Republic of Buenos Aires is now officially a Workers Republic! After three days of voting for three parties: Juche, Socialist, and People's Party. The ballots are in and the results counted! The Comrades of the Juche party took 3 seats while the Socialist obtained the other two seats of the five available seats in the Workers Parliament. As the new parties organize, our Glorious Premier has changed his attire slightly as part of his new TV series, Alo Glorious Premier. In the new program, our red beret wearing Glorious Premier spends hours on end talking in front of a camera! In a recent announcement, the Glorious Premier proclaimed, "With this new red beret and this amazing new technology called a TV, we can surely bring Leninism into the 21st century!".

While you struggle to fix your slow internet, you can always be sure to read the People's News Today...or else.

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