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The People's News Today: Grumps
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In recent days, the cult known as the Grumps, have increasingly turned to terrorism as a form of resistance against the HCF. Their leadership remains shrouded in mystery along with the cult like secrecy that remains difficult for any sane individual to comprehend. Their terrorist activities have brought devastation to the 0,0 community and in response, the comrades of the HCF have launched a series of raids on Grump facilities including the notorious Grump Fortress. The raid by the HCF, under the guidance of comrade Cliffnerd, have found vast amounts of P, various deviant literature, and material that could be used for explosive materials. The government of Buenos Aires have conducted separate raids in order to qualify the fort as being "unfit for habitation" and should be torn down accordingly to safety and health standards.

Election season is currently underway in Buenos Aires as the three major parties have hit the campaign trail in order to win the hearts and minds of the workers. The People's Party campaign has been full of life as our Glorious Leader has organized various rallies full of enthusiastic workers. His campaign slogan of, "More work, more the same", excited the crowd as many already enjoy the monotonous tasks and simple lifestyle. One random worker that we spoke to insisted that any change would be a scary proposition while another proclaimed his patriotism to the one true party of Buenos Aires. At corresponding rallies for the Juche and Socialist party, both candidates showed equal enthusiasm but with much smaller crowds of workers.

The theater has finally been completed! Based on the recent measurements, the theater is now considered the largest in all of Civcraft! After much work by the master architect, comrade Kwizzle, the final product has become the pride of the Buenos Aires skyline. The theater will soon be hosting a number of events which will include the following: The 2013 Drama awards, An Interpretive Dance on the Life of the Glorious Leader, A host of political rallies, and much more!

As elections continue, you can trust your favorite newspaper to give you the finest as well as the most reliable news available, or else.

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