Reforms! That's the word on everyone's mind as our Glorious Leader has made the announcement since last weeks peaceful rally for change. The first part of reforms will involve the establishment of what is being called a "Multi-Party" state. Apparently, it involves a redundant number of additional parties with various ideas and agendas. The creation of new parties has become the hip new thing among our younger comrades as they create such colorful organizations as the "Hammer and Sickle Party, The Socialist Party, and the "Ultra-Nationalist Glory to our Dear Leader Party". With all these confusing new parties attempting to manipulate your hearts and minds, you can be sure to feel safe and comfy under the status quo of the People's Party.

Red Dawn approaches 0,0 as fighting just recently flared between an alliance of Ancap terrorists and LSIF fighters against the reformed comrades of the HCF. The intense fighting has produced no clear winner as both sides experienced a number of casualties and pearlings. In a statement by the Defense Minister, he explained the situation as "complicated and unclear just like the coup that never happened last week". We attempted to contact the Ideology Minister for additional information on the recent fighting but all we could find of him was a cut out photo of him and Josip Tito inside a heart shaped frame on his desk.

Finally, security sweeps are under way by the reformed comrades of the HCF as they look under every rock, tree, and ruined city in order to find terrorist cells that recently attacked today. In a brief statement, a member proclaimed, "We don't negotiate with terrorists but we do negotiate with terror". The attempted break in to free well known ancap terrorists appears to have largely failed but one cannot be too sure. If you're in places like Haven or other inhabited cities, it is advised to stay low and remain innocent looking.

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