Today, our Glorious Leader has made an important declaration of war against the corrupt Anarcho-Capitalist after much planning among his ministers. The declaration has come as no shock among the workers since anyone with any common sense would know that Anarcho-Capitalism represent the single greatest threat to all of humanity. In his very first press conference, an excited Defense Minister proclaimed, "War it is comrades! I have been wearing this heavy diamond armor for the last few days in anticipation of this declaration of war. I even managed to sleep in this armor somehow". The average worker in the streets of Buenos Aires marched to the People's Square, waving the red and yellow flag and wearing their finest grey work suits. In another statement, our Glorious Leader has declared that the HCF are in fact an ally of the common worker against the Ancap menace.

The streets of Augusta and Tigerstaden are clean of debris along with the Ancap menace. Thanks to the efforts of valiant comrades like Comrade Spurion, the recent operation sweep has virtually eliminated all Ancap terrorists from these important cities. No human rights atrocities were committed according to an HCF spokesman. These statements were later verified to be true as we couldn't find one dead body or blood stain in the streets of Tigerstaden. All that remained of the Ancap terrorist organization came in the form of graffiti stating, "It's not safe here" and "HCF have arrived, they're killing everyone". One thing is for sure, the Ancap terrorists will be put down once and for all due to the hard work of our reformed HCF allies.

The first rehearsal has begun for the new play, "The Rise of Our Glorious Leader". Actors dance on a makeshift stage with various shifting and turning movements as part of this interpretive dance epic on the life of our Glorious Leader. The theater itself remains under-construction due to the scale and opulence of this massive building. The overseer of this project insists that once finished, it'll be bigger and grander than the Augusta theater. In a proclamation by the Ideology Minister, he declares, "We will host the next Civcraft Drama Reward, whether comrade Tactful likes it or not".

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