Democracy, it's a word that tyrants and capitalists wish to use in order to justify their reign against the common worker. Such a flawed political system only allows for the justification of abusing the average worker. Perhaps the best known group for using such a dangerous political system has been the HCF. During an exclusive interview with a member of the HCF, he explains, "We of the HCF use direct democracy in order to enforce our policy. If we all vote to destroy an entire city, we do so. If the majority likes the individual in question, we spare them while disliking and killing his friend in the process. It's a simple political practice really". The tyranny of the brainwashed unkempt Oligarchs over the rest can only mean more chaos and oppression against you, the average worker. The HCF represent this failure of democracy as these savages vote to take away your life and your livelihood! Such a system cannot be allowed to persist as we should instead embrace the humble open arms of our Glorious Leader! Under a true Workers Paradise can all workers be treated with equal respect without the risk of being voted as an enemy of the state.

The search for Shasa, the worker's favorite little feathered creature has ended. It turns out, that while the search was on, the tiny worker found an abandoned town near the "Road To Nowhere". In honor of the find, our Glorious Leader has named the town Shasagrad as a tribute to the feathered creature. Furthermore, the town has been declared a "Special Economic Zone" in what the Ideology Minister has described as, "A wait and see approach as we watch the place implode from capitalist gluttony ". The zone will include minimal regulation requirements as abandoned buildings can be reclaimed by savages and other corrupts who don't appreciate the stability of Buenos Aires.

Finally, the hostage crisis is over! Comrade Megabattleduck, our productive Agriculture Minister, was released today after several weeks of black mail by an undisclosed individual. The so called evidence against the minister was limited to one poorly photo-shopped picture along with an unreasonable demand of 4 stacks of powered track. In his first press conference, he exclaims, "Thanks to the negotiation power of our Glorious Leader, his wise words managed to convince the hostage taker to release me and for free I might add!".

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