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People's News Today: Ignore the Elephants
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Rubble and dead bodies litter the once prosperous city of Tigerstaden after a relentless assault occurred by Comrade Gordge along with his cronies. The assault took place after a drunken reckless HCF player by the name of Camxd stumbled into the city spreading havoc on local citizens. He was eventually pearled but not without causing an extensive amount of damages which included punching random workers in the face, breaking into random houses, and an unverified report of public urination. Camxd's drunken rage wasn't limited to the city of Tigerstaden as verified reports from Haven showed him spray painting obscene images upon innocent unarmed sheep and livestock. His pearling in Tigerstaden was considered an act of self-defense while Comrade Gordge saw it as a blatant attack on the HCF. In a statement, he explains: "Yes, I know we may have 1,2,....maybe 3 elephants in the room but, maybe if we just killed all those who notice the elephants, then no one will notice any elephants at all!". With such a warp sense of logic under the delusional efforts of Comrade Gordge, who knows how long his cronies can keep up such a fruitless campaign of destruction.

The workers of Buenos Aires have begun breaking ground on the new theater in the main city center. The size of which may even rival the theater in Mt. Augusta itself if all goes accordingly. A variety of planned events are being prepared including a political rally, a convention, public debates, and a theater production on "The Life of The Glorious Leader" done through interpretive dance!

Have some HCF members begun to reform? Some say yes while others insist that such an idea remains fictitious. Comrade Spurion would insist that he has in fact turned towards reconstruction as other members of the HCF remain focus on destruction. Aside from the human rights crisis that Spurion created via his concentration camp, he has been continuing the construction of a new 0,0 Nether hub. If HCF comrades like Spurion have truly reformed, perhaps he should take the next step of pearling others within his rank who have proven destructive and unhelpful for the workers of Civcraft.

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